1. imsoshive:

    me: what’s for dinner?

    her: *spreads her legs*

    me: 

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    so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

    (via whoredinarygirl)

     

  2. dimpleforyourthoughts:

    Demon!dean is going to be a complete and utter fucking psychopath and I cannot WAIT

    (via ravenclaw-in221c)

     

  3. whorville:

    *whispers to you during sex*

    Don’t forget to rate, comment, and subscribe

    (via sniffing)

     
  4. pinkcookiedimples:

    It be like dat sometimes 😂

    (via telapathetic)

     

  5. eat-pray-squart:

    eat-pray-squart:

    what is Elsa’s favourite make-up item?

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    i was going to say concealer..

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

     
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  7. guitarbains:

    yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

    (Source: sandandglass, via unlawfully)

     
  8. mollycroftumlt:

    lolsomeone-actually:

    ibilateral:

    thecraziie:

    awsomedean:

    slutmost:

    every girl can relate to this okay

    BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

    10000% done

    HAHAHHHAHA,

    I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

    Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

    Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

    reblogging that twice as its soo true

    (via h4nnah488)

     

  9. hohohobutmadefashion:

    when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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    (Source: hoebutmadefashion, via gabite)

     
  10. thanksforjackbarakat:

    blink-182 lyrics + snapchat

    this is my favourite of all of these

    (Source: laz-aretto, via kentucky-fried-children0)