1. fandomsandfeminism:

    oh-snap-pro-choice:

    It’s almost like pro choicers were right all along about birth control being the best way to reduce abortion rates…. go figure.

    -Lemon

    It’s almost like if you make is really easy for people who don’t want to get pregnant to, in fact, not get pregnant, then you get fewer unwanted pregnancies and, thus, fewer people trying to end unwanted pregnancies.

    Like god damn witchcraft.

    (Source: feminist-sister, via popularboyfriend)

     

  2. liamschesthair:

    liamschesthair:

    it’s never a bad time for anal

    OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    image

    (Source: jortsfan, via hotboyproblems)

     
  3. rainbowotter:

    That one time my blog had the best thing to say

    (via queen-of-the-idjits)

     

  4. nunfight:

    priceofliberty:

    hellabiafra:

    vegasmo:

    Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

    *goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

    Animal: *licks its own asshole*

    human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

    It always comes back to that doesn’t it

     

  5. Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

    almanzapedia:

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

     
  6. keep-calm-stay-healthy:

    This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

    (Source: cyndanyquil, via grapes-of-craft)

     
  7. fairytrainer:

    well there’s an offer i can’t refuse

    (via zackisontumblr)

     

    1. college: Why should we accept you
    2. me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
    3. college: damn son you in
     
  8. corphlsh:

    I don’t know what sparked me to draw this 

    (via the-perksof-being-a-cauliflower)

     
  9. britishbulldog66:

    thecaptains-steaz:

    nevermindme14:

    if you can do this to me and get away with it while holding a dinner conversation then we’re getting married.

    this is like … one of my things… to do this to a girl… oomf.. its so hot

    I love to do this

    (via halfmast-eyes)