1. kravemychocolatekurves:



    I can not! I just fucking can’t!

    (Source: vandal--savage, via youtubeofficial)


  2. "But women get unfair advantages in custody battles"


    FALSE. Fathers who ask for sole custody are far more likely to get it. It’s just that they don’t ask, mostly women do. Men win custody over women even if they are ostensibly unfit. More and more, judges and parents rule in favor of 50/50 custody. In fact, in the past ten years, the men’s rights movement has been devastating to women seeking custody in court and women are awarded sole custody about half as many times as men.  

    So find a new fucking myth. 

    (via whoredinarygirl)


  3. artemisfowlstolemysoul:

    Being a nice person is so fun

    Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

    Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

    There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

    (via cokeproblem)


  4. laughcentre:



    im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

    allan you have a penis


    (via perks-of-being-chinese)


  5. sheepalicious:



    how do beliebers still even exist

    How do dumbasses still exist?

    thats literally the exact same question

    (via hotboyproblems)

  6. (Source: vorfreudde, via zackisontumblr)


  8. gayindustrialcomplex:



    Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

    did you eat your parents

    How about you mind your own business

    (via yin-yang-moon)

  9. (Source: hotdominicanmom, via joeyjoe69)


  10. railroadsoftware:

    "hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
    “steal em from work”
    “why do you steal pens from your work”
    “fuckin hate capitalism bro”

    (via grapes-of-craft)